Cute Funny Quotes - Page 2

A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone.
        —Robert Frost

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
        —Texas Guinan

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
        —Joey Adams

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
        —Jerry Seinfield

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.
        —Jack Benny

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas'.
        —Claude D. Pepper

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
        —W.C. Fields

A woman knows she's wearing the right dress, when her man wants to take it off.
        —Robert Paul

A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
        —Rudyard Kipling

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
        —Oliver Herford

Words of Wisdom:

  • It is very difficult for two no longer love, real quarrel.
  • Men are always ready to browse and find out about others' lives, but are too lazy to know themselves and correct their own lives.
  • I am satisfied with the mystery of the eternity of life and knowledge, meaning, of the marvelous structure of existence. With a humble attempt to understand if only a tiny portion of the Reason that manifests itself in nature.
  • If all strips in the same direction, the world would overturn.
  • Pray, but do not stop rowing to shore.
  • Disappointments do not kill, and hopes they live.
  • The hardest thing is knowing ourselves, the easier it is to speak ill of others.
  • The woods would be very sad if only the birds sing better do.
  • The goodbyes are always painful, even when you crave while.
  • Man grows when kneeling.