Cute Funny Quotes - Page 3

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
        —Bill Cosby

A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction.
        —William Faulkner

About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.
        —Josh Billings

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
        —Bette Midler

Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
        —Jim Fiebig

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age.
        —Jeanne Moreau

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
        —Mark Twain

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
        —Jack Benny

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
        —Kathy Lette

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.
        —George Orwell

Words of Wisdom:

• No deadline will not get that debt is not paid.
• There is no rose without thorns.
• Who does not look ahead, remains behind.
• Whoever wins it, well spent, not wasted.
• Ten more than samples, talk less of what you know.
• No one mounted above us if we turned back.
• Buy what is necessary, not desirable.
• I learned to look more brilliant appearance of my situation that I needed, and this resource, at times, gave me such unspeakable comfort that I can hardly express it.
• The absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
• He who abuses a liquid does not stay solid long.