Cute Funny Quotes - Page 6

Children really brighten up a household - they never turn the lights off.
        —Ralph Bus

Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.
        —Abraham Lincoln

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
        —Albert Einstein

Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished.
        —Leslie Nielsen

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap ... but by the seeds you plant!
        —Robert Louis Stevenson

Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.
        —Demetri Martin

Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one.
        —Mark Twain

Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.
        —Jonathan Swift

Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
        —Will Rogers

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
        —George Burns

Words of Wisdom:

• It's easier to know man in general than one man in particular.
• The lost is the one who finds new paths.
• If you can not move an inch, back one foot.
• Each step of the fox him closer to the fur.
• Do not know what else more you know, but who knows the most important.
• A woman enjoys the certainty of caressing a body whose secrets are known and whose preferences suggested by his own.
• I believe that women hold the world on edge, so as not to disrupt while men try to push the story. In the end, one wonders which of two things will be the least sensible.
• A man without ethics is a wild beast released into this world.
• Large fires arise from small sparks.
• Who can not dance says the drums are not worth anything.