Cute Funny Quotes - Page 7
Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.
—Albert Einstein
Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
—Roseanne Barr
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.
—Leo Rosenberg
For me there are only two type of women: goddesses and doormats.
—Pablo Picasso
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.
—Proverb
From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents; from 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash. I'm saving my money.
—Sophie Tucker
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend.
—Zenna Schaffer
Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
—Benjamin Franklin
Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.
—Lenny Bruce
Half a truth is better than no politics.
—G. K. Chesterton
Words of Wisdom:
- The uniformity is death, life is diversity.
- Who leans against a good tree, good shade her blanket.
- In the blacksmith, a wooden knife.
- The strip always the mountain goat.
- Said the frying pan into the pot: get out there, I smudge.
- My blood and my roots are Albanians, but I am of Indian citizenship. I'm a Catholic nun. By profession, I belong to the world. By heart, I belong entirely to the Heart of Jesus.
- Keep your face to the sunshine and you will not see the shadow.
- With twenty years all have the face God gave them, with forty-face that has given them life and sixty that they deserve.
- Please pick up your eyes, believe that you are the highest.
- Once a year does not hurt.