Cute Funny Quotes - Page 8
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
—Edgar Bergen
Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.
—Sam Ewing
Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?
—Benny Hill
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
—Matthew Broderick (on Sarah-Jessica Parker's in-laws. Quoted in Sunday Mail, 26 Jan 2003)
Hope is the dream of the waking man.
—Aristotle
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.
—Steve Martin
How young can you die of old age?
—Steven Wright
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
—Bill Cosby
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home.
—Bill Cosby
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
—Charles Lamb
Words of Wisdom:
- No loud or consistent tree but the wind that often whips.
- Set in gold bird wings and never fly to the sky.
- Thanks to its light the flame, but do not forget the foot of the lamp that holds patient.
- Good men and beautiful are conquered with kindness.
- Make haste slowly.
- The fantasy never drags madness that drags madness is precisely the reason. Poets do not go mad, but chess players.
- When in Rome, behave like the Romans.
- Hallelujah say in Heaven, because on Earth have said Amen.
- Be firm as a tower that does not bow ever the onslaught of time.
- Each of us has a day or less sad, more or less distant, when, at last, must accept that he is a man.