Barack Obama Funny Quotes - Page 2
"It is true, I worry about the hype. The only person more over-hyped than me is you."
—Barack Obama to Jon Stewart
"It's been a great ride. But I know how quickly these fads can pass. You all remember the pet rock, the mood ring, Howard Dean."
—Barack Obama
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"It's like I was shot out of a cannon. I'm so overexposed that I make Paris Hilton look like a recluse."
—Barack Obama speaking at the 2005 Gridiron dinner.
"I've been called worse on the basketball court."
—Barack Obama referring to attacks against him at the Republican Convention
"I've tried to explain how it works these days. First comes the invasion, and then billions in aid."
—Barack Obama addressing the excitement in his father's native country Kenya when they expressed their hope that his election would mean billions of dollars for roads, bridges, hospitals, and schools.
"Look, when I was a kid, I inhaled frequently. That was the point."
—Barack Obama
"Now, because he knows that his economic theories don't work, he's been spending these last few days calling me every name in the book. Lately he's called me a socialist for wanting to roll-back the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans so we can finally give tax relief to the middle class. I don't know what's next. By the end of the week he'll be accusing me of being a secret communist because I shared my toys in kindergarten. I shared my peanut butter and jelly sandwich."
—Barack Obama on John McCain's attacks, Raleigh, North Carolina, Oct. 29, 2008
"Obama's Shocking Secret: He's Strom Thurmond's Love Child."
—Barack Obama holding up a supermarket tabloid.
"Sen. McCain bragged about how as chairman of the Commerce Committee in the Senate, he had oversight of every part of the economy. Well, all I can say to Senator McCain is, 'Nice job. Nice job.' Where is he getting these lines? The lobbyists running his campaign? ... I'm not making this up, you can't make this up. It's like a 'Saturday Night Live' routine."
—Barack Obama
"That's what he talked about yesterday, 'I want to drill here. I want to drill now.' I don't know where he was standing. I think he was in a building somewhere."
—Barack Obama on John McCain's energy plan
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