Funny Birthday Quotes - Page 2

Everything I know I learned after I was thirty.
        —Georges Clemenceau

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.
        —French Proverb

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From our birthday, until we die,
Is but the winking of an eye.
        —William Butler Yeats

Getting old ain't for sissies.
        —Betty Davis

Grow old along with me!
The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made.
        —Robert Browning

Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed.
        —Anthony Powell

If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years), I'd have taken better care of myself.
        —Ubie Blake

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes.
        —Euripides

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
        —Phyllis Diller

Inside every older person is a younger person -
wondering what the hell happened.
        —Cora Harvey Armstrong

Words of Wisdom:

  • In each house baked beans, and ours to boilers.
  • The fortune of the ugly, the beautiful desired.
  • The rotten apple loses his company.
  • The reeds turn lances.
  • Among the killed and she died alone.
  • That is the mother of the lamb.
  • Gallo does not sing, something's got in her throat.
  • Scalded cat flees from cold water.
  • He spoke and said the ox mu.
  • Makes honey, and I eat flies.