Funny Birthday Quotes - Page 3

Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
        —Plautus

Let us respect gray hairs, especially our own.
        —J. P. Sears

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Life begins at forty.
        —W. B. Pitkin

Live as long as you may. The first twenty years are the longest half of your life.
        —Robert Southey

Looking fifty is great--if you're sixty.
        —Joan Rivers

May you live all the days of your life.
        —Jonathan Swift

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
        —C.E.M. Joad

No wise man ever wished to be younger.
        —Jonathan Swift

Of late I appear
To have reached that stage
When people who look old
Who are only my age.
        —Richard Armour

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
        —Maurice Chevalier

Words of Wisdom:

• Speaking of the devil, the door sticks.
• Make it a miracle, and make it the devil.
• Show me my beard, I make the forelock.
• Go for wool and come back shorn.
• The master plum, who can not read and puts school.
• The big fish eats the small.
• The fewest runs, flies.
• Days far ahead of anything.
• From hand to mouth the soup is lost.
• From the sea, grouper, and earth, the ram.