Funny Birthday Quotes - Page 4

Old age: A great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold, you may have escaped, not from one master but from many.
        —Plato

One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them.
        —Virginia Woolf

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One starts to get young at the age of sixty and then it is too late.
        —Pablo Picasso

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
        —Jean Paul Richter

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
        —Robert Orben

The first forty years of life give us the text: the next thirty supply the commentary.
        —Arthur Schopenhauer

The greatest comfort of my old age, and that which gives me the highest satisfaction, is the pleasing remembrance of the many benefits and friendly offices I have done to others.
        —Marcus Cato

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
        —Muhammad Ali

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.
        —T.S. Eliot

There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents ... and only one for birthday presents, you know.
        —Lewis Carroll

Words of Wisdom:

• Bad bug never dies.
• Each owl to his olive trees.
• Each candle stick his stamina.
• As the abbot sings, 'said the sexton.
• Caste comes to the greyhound being Azure-winged Magpie.
• Throw it, take them.
• Where there is no flour, everything is moody.
• Wherever you go, do as the Romans.
• The good material is sold in the ark.
• The ox loose licks himself well.