Funny Birthday Quotes - Page 5

Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.
        —Oscar Wilde

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
        —Caryn Leschen

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Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
        —Robert Frost

To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
        —Bernard Baruch

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
        —Voltaire

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
        —Mark Twain

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
        —John P. Grier

Words of Wisdom:

• Things are moving slowly palace.
• Anyone who wishes well to Beltran, but he loves his dog.
• Anyone who covers a lot of little squeezes.
• Hands will not offend.
• Can not ringing and walking in the procession.
• Not live by bread alone man.
• For the thread gets the ball.
• For the proof of the cloth.
• Over dinner that healed killed Avicenna.
• In the nests of birds once there hogan.