Funny Friendship Quotes - Page 2
Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.
— Robert Lynd
God gives us our relatives -- thank God we can choose our friends.
— Ethel Watts Mumford
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
— Mark Twain
He is a fine friend. He stabs you in the front.
— Leonard Louis Levinson
I have three kinds of friends: those who love me, those who pay no attention to me, and those who detest me.
— Sebastien-Roch Nicolas De Chamfort
If you have one true friend you have more than your share.
— Thomas Fuller
In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in friendship, but never in want.
— Irish Toast
It is a very dangerous thing to know one's friends.
— Oscar Wilde
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.
— Oscar Wilde
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
— Oprah Winfrey
Words of Wisdom:
- Our senses allow us to perceive only a small portion of the outside world.
- Know art is a compromise on the trivial.
- One swallow does not a summer make.
- In speaking, as the cook, your grain of salt.
- The decorations are carrying as little gender stores everything in the window display.
- The language conceals and covers up the designs.
- One was built cities. An hour destroys them.
- A sailor can navigate though the sails are for rent.
- Dizziness is the space that the impatience to time.
- Well we we impose punishment and deprivation to cure the body can, I think, do the same to cure the soul.