Funny Friendship Quotes - Page 3

May God defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies.
        — Voltaire

Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
        — Spike Milligan

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My friends, there are no friends.
        — Coco Chanel

My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia.
        — Dame Edna Everage

My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved.
        — Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

Never exaggerate your faults, your friends will attend to that.
        — Robert C. Edwards

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
        — Joe E. Lewis

The best time to make friends is before you need them.
        — Ethel Barrymore

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.
        — Wilson Mizner

The difficulty is not that great to die for a friend, the hard part is finding a friend worth dying for.
        — Henry Home

Words of Wisdom:

  • Fall is a melancholy and graceful andante admirably prepares the solemn adagio of winter.
  • It is by people that there are values in the world.
  • When a lamp is broken, the light is lying dead on the floor.
  • I pointed at the heart of the public, and accidentally gave them in the stomach.
  • If you stay calm, relaxed and confident, while others run around losing my mind, maybe you do not understand the gravity of the situation.
  • Vacuuming is the privilege of women.
  • The inventor of a machine can be sure it will be rewarded in life, but the author of a great poem, as the apostle of a religion, they must be pretty sure of the exact opposite.
  • The real man feels his superiority to revere what really exceeds. The heart harbors no nobler nor blessed feeling.
  • Of conquest we can say that has not ever produced by force and the brutal imposition, because it does not last a conquest of this nature. The conquest, like the power of taxation, has to provide, essential in every human society, some benefit them, or men with all their might reject it.
  • A healthy body is a good thing, but a healthy soul is worth more than all that man could want, a healthy soul is more beautiful than heaven may grant us to make happy this poor earth of ours.