Funny Friendship Quotes - Page 4

The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
        — Aaron Machado

The most fatal disease of friendship is gradual decay, or dislike hourly increased by causes too slender for complaint, and too numerous for removal.
        — Samuel Johnson

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The sacrifices of friendship were beautiful in her eyes as long as she was not asked to make them.
        — Hector Hugh Munro (Saki)

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
        — Benjamin Franklin

Thy friendship oft has made my heart to ache; do be my enemy for friendship's sake.
        — William Blake

To find a friend one must close one eye -- to keep him, two.
        — Norman Douglas

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.
        — Jennie Jerome Churchill

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them.
        — Evelyn Waugh

You can always tell a real friend; when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
        — Laurence J. Peter

You can't eat your friends and have them too.
        — Budd Schulberg

Words of Wisdom:

  • Manhood begins when we learned to live in need.
  • What is called a daring dress is just a dress a bit more conventional than others.
  • Women are always authoritarian: they are always above or below, hence the marriage becomes a sort of poetic rocker.
  • There are things for which men should do such herculean efforts as the things which they know are not worthy.
  • Intolerance can be defined roughly as the anger of men who have no opinions.
  • There is more simplicity in the man who eats caviar on impulse than in the one as nuts on principle.
  • The statement that the meek shall inherit the earth is far from being a meek statement.
  • The modern world is full of men who hold dogmas so strongly that not even realize that they are dogmas.
  • It is inappropriate to talk about reform without reference to form.
  • It is possible that the phrase "dictatorship of the proletariat" has no meaning. You might as well say, "the omnipotence of bus drivers. Clearly, if a driver was omnipotent, not drive a bus.