Funny Love Quotes - Page 2
Love - A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
— Ambrose Bierce
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
— Robert Frost
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin-it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.
— Sydney Joseph Perelman
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
— Henry Louis Mencken
Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.
— Maurice Chevalier
No woman marries for money; they are all clever enough, before marrying a millionaire, to fall in love with him first.
— Cesare Pavese
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
— Oscar Wilde
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
— Woody Allen
The only victory over love is flight.
— Napoleon Bonaparte
There is love of course. And then there's life, its enemy.
— Jean Anouilh
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
— Erich Segal
We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.
— Marie E. Eschenbach
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
— Henny Youngman
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
— Melanie Clark
Words of Wisdom:
- United we will stand up, divided we will fall.
- Unity is strength.
- Openness in women, is almost always an inconsistency.
- Lost everything is to win everything, because no one has ever more than what has been lost.
- Sign in without knocking you.
- Nothing that happens to men we must be alien.
- The healthy man does not torture others, usually is the tortured who becomes a torturer.
- The wreaths are carried away by a breeze, against the crowns of thorns, nothing can the storm.
- The philosophy involves mobility free in thought, is a creative act that dissolves ideologies.
- Pleasure and pain are the only two springs that move and move the world.