Funny Movie Quotes - Page 7

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
        — Wizard Of Oz, The

I'm king of the world!
        — Titanic

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I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
        — Groucho Marx (Duck Soup)

All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.
        — Steve Martin (Bilko)

Hey, don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
        — Woody Allen (Annie Hall)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I.
        — Bill Murray (What about Bob)

You might be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater.
        — Mike Myers (Austin Powers: Goldmember)

You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music
        — Jim Carrey

Bastard Son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam motherf**cker.
        — Robin Williams (Death to Shmoochy)

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
        — Dan Aykroyd (The Blues Brothers)

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly!
        — Eddie Murphy (Shrek)

The key here, I think, is to not think of death as an end. But, but, think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
        — Boris Grushenko (Woody Allen) in Love and Death

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
        — Jessica Rabbit (Kathleen Turner) in Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Old age. It's the only disease, Mr. Thompson, that you don't look forward to being cured of.
        — Bernstein (Everett Sloane) in Citizen Kane

Scarecrow (Ray Bolger): I haven't got a brain... only straw.
Dorothy (Judy Garland): How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?
Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.
        — Wizard of Oz

Reporter: Tell me, how did you find America?
John Lennon: Turned left at Greenland.
        — A Hard Day's Night

Words of Wisdom:

  • Happiness is inward, not outward, therefore, depends not on what we have, but what we are.
  • The real secret of happiness is to require a lot of himself and little from others.
  • A man can be happy with any woman while not love.
  • There are two ways to be happy in this life, one is play the fool and the other be.
  • My happiness is that I appreciate what I have and I want to I do not have excess.
  • Happiness is the certainty of not being lost.
  • The supreme happiness of life is knowing that you are loved for yourself or, more accurately, in spite of yourself.
  • We seek happiness, but without knowing where, like a drunk looking for his house, knowing they have one.
  • The secret of happiness is not always do what ever you want but wanting what you do.
  • Descend into the depths of yourself and your soul manages to look good. Happiness makes oneself only with good behavior.