Funny Quotes - The World's Funniest - Page 6

You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can't sit on it for long.
        —Boris Yeltsin

You can always tell a real friend; when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
        —Laurence J. Peter

You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
        —John P. Grier

Yo, Adrian!
        —Rocky

Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
        —Franklin P. Adams

Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.
        —Aldous Huxley

Ye can lead a man up to the university, but you can't make him think.
        —Finley Peter Dunne

Ye can lead a man up to the university, but you can't make him think.
        —Finley Peter Dunne

Yawn - Nature's way of letting married men open their mouths
        —Anon

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch, it is true, the weak and the poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful.
        —Anacharsis

Words of Wisdom:

• Everyone wants to be happy, but it is worldwide.
• Forty percent of happiness depends on genes.
• What is the happiness that has something worthwhile?
• Why do you seek happiness, O mortal, outside of yourself?
• We are never so happy nor so unhappy as we think.
• Happiness is a fundamentally negative sense: the absence of pain.
• Happiness recovered in height what it lacks in length.
• Happiness need not be transmuted into beauty, but the misfortune itself.
• There will always be a lost dog somewhere that will prevent me from being happy.
• Just as the discourse does more unfortunately, takes away all desire happiness of analysis, so it is doubly desirable.