Funny Quotes - The World's Funniest - Page 9
Whoever undertakes to set himself up as judge in the field of truth and knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods.
—Albert Einstein
Who thinks the law has anything to do with justice? It's what we have because we can't have justice.
—William Mcilvanney
Who says nothing is impossible.I've been doing nothing for years.
—Author Unknown
Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? No -- no, your lean, hungry men who are continually worrying society, and setting the whole community by the ears.
—Washington Irving
While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior.
—Henry C. Link
Where there is no law there is no transgression.
—Bible
Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure that they think he is growing old.
—Washington Irving
Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.
—Oscar Wilde
When you're a married man, Samivel, you'll understand a good many things as you don't understand now; but whether it's worth while, going through so much, to learn so little, as the charity-boy said when he got to the end of the alphabet, is a matter o taste.
—Charles Dickens
When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.
—Otto Von Bismarck
Words of Wisdom:
- We put more interest in making others believe that we are happy than in trying to be.
- When you say you know what happiness is, one can assume that he has lost.
- Happiness is never grand.
- The duty has a strong resemblance to the happiness of others.
- Life teaches us that we can not be happy but at the price of some ignorance.
- Happiness is a monstrous thing. Those who seek to find their punishment.
- Happiness! There is no word with more meanings, each understands his own way.
- The company is required to make everyone happy life.
- A happy man is a common good.
- I do not understand why it is happy for greater happiness.