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Advertising is legalized lying.
        — H.G. Wells

Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
        — Jerry Della Femina

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There is a great deal of advertising that is much better than the product. When that happens, all that the good advertising will do is put you out of business faster.
        — Jerry Della Famina

The list of sins committed by advertising is limited only by the creativity of its critics.
        — Jerry Kirkpatrick (A Philosophic Defense of Advertising)

You can fool all the people all the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough.
        — Joseph E. Levine

If you are writing about baloney, don't try and make it Cornish hen, because that's the worst kind of baloney there is. Just make it darn good baloney.
        — Leo Burnett

I've learned any fool can write a bad ad, but it takes a real genius to keep his hands off a good one.
        — Leo Burnett

I am one who believes that one of the greatest dangers of advertising is not that of misleading people, but that of boring them to death.
        — Leo Burnett

I have learned that it is far easier to write a speech about good advertising than it is to write a good ad.
        — Leo Burnett

We want consumers to say, 'That's a hell of a product' instead of, 'That's a hell of an ad.'
        — Leo Burnett

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