Funny Quotes about Advice

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
        —Benjamin Franklin

Quit now, you'll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there.
        —David Zucker

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
        —Erica Jong

The art of advice is to make the recipient believe he thought the thought of it himself.
        —Frank Tyger

I intended to give you some advice but now I remember how much is left over from last year unused.
        —George Harris (to students)

I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.
        —Gilbert K. Chesterton