Funny Quotes about Advice - Page 2

I have lived some thirty-odd years on this planet, and I have yet to hear the first syllable of valuable or even earnest advice from my seniors.
        —Henry David Thoreau

A good scare is worth more than good advice.
        —Horace

Whatever advice you give, be short.
        —Horace

If it's free, it's advice; if you pay for it, it's counseling; if you can use either one, it's a miracle.
        —Jack Adams

We all admire the wisdom of people who come to us for advice.
        —Jack Herbert

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take.
        —Josh Billings