Funny Quotes about Advice - Page 3

I sometimes give myself admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.
        —Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice; because I will not have anybody's torments in this world or the next laid to my charge.
        —Lord Chesterfield

The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on. It is never of any use to oneself.
        —Oscar Wilde

Advice is like snow -- the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind.
        —Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Be yourself is about the worst advice you can give to some people.
        —Thomas L. Masson

In those days he was wiser than he is now--he used frequently to take my advice.
        —Winston Churchill