Funny Quotes About Age - Page 2

"The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools."
        — Doug Larson

"Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools."
        — Truman Capote

"Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you are gently shouldered off the stage, but then you are given such a comfortable front stall as spectator."
        — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."
        — Ogden Nash

"One good thing about being young is that you are not experienced enough to know you cannot possibly do the things you are doing."
        — Gene Brown

"The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence."
        — Bruce Barton

"Youth is the best time to be rich; and the best time to be poor."
        — Euripides

"To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am."
        — Thomas Bailey Aldrich

"Acting childish seems to come naturally, but acting like an adult, no matter how old we are, just doesn't come easy to us."
        — Edith Ann

"Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife."
        — Richard Willard Armour

"Only little boys and old men sneer at love."
        — Louis Auchincloss

"When you're young, the silliest notions seem the greatest achievements."
        — Pearl Bailey

"You must have been warned against letting the golden hours slip by. Yes, but some of them are golden only because we let them slip by."
        — Sir James Matthew Barrie