Funny Quotes About Age - Page 3

"You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself."
        — Ethel Barrymore

"I speak truth, not so much as I would, but as much as I dare; and I dare a little the more, as I grow older."
        — D. A. Battista

"No one becomes forty without incredulity and a sense of outrage."
        — Clifford Bax

"Growing old is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
        — Jack Benny

"Youth is a wonderful thing; what a crime to waste it on children."
        — Sir Walter Besant

"They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much."
        — David Bissonette

"At a certain age some people's minds close up; they live on their intellectual fat."
        — Irish Blessing

"There's no fool like an old fool --- you can't beat experience."
        — Jacob M(orton) Braude

"You may search my time-worn face, You'll find a merry eye that twinkles I am NOT an old lady Just a little girl with wrinkles."
        — Edythe E. Bregnard

"When it comes to staying young, a mind lift beats a face lift any day."
        — Marty Bucella

"The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore they attempt the impossible, and achieve it, generation after generation."
        — Pearl Sydenstricker Buck

"Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese."
        — Billie Burke

"It was one of the deadliest and heaviest feelings of my life to feel that I was no longer a boy. From that moment I began to grow old in my own esteem-and in my esteem age is not estimable."
        — George Gordon Byron