Funny Quotes About Age - Page 6

No man knows he is young while he is young.
        — G. K. Chesterton

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.
        — George Burns

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
        — George Burns

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
        — George Burns

I smoke 10 to 15 cigars a day, at my age I have to hold on to something.
        — George Burns

If you live to the age of a hundred you have it made because very few people die past the age of a hundred.
        — George Burns

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
        — George Burns

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.
        — George Burns

Old age is like flying through a storm. Once you're aboard, there's nothing you can do.
        — Golda Meir

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
        — Groucho Marx

I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
        — Harry Hershfield

I hope I never get so old I get religious.
        — Ingmar Bergman

Every time I think that I'm getting old, and gradually going to the grave, something else happens.
        — Lillian Carter