Funny Quotes About Age - Page 8

You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
        — John Mendoza

As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.
        — Carrie Fisher

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
        — Robert Quillen

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
        — Kathy Lette

I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
        — Bob Hope

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
        — Gracie Allen

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
        — George Burns

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
        — Sir Norman Wisdom

Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late.
        — Mike Tyson

I'm affectionately known by Elton John as either Sylvia Disc or the Bionic Christian.
        — Sir Cliff Richard

You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
        — John Mendoza

As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.
        — Carrie Fisher

As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
        — Robert Quillen