Funny Quotes About Beauty - Page 2

If you're considered a beauty, it's hard to be accepted doing anything but standing around.
        — Cybil Shepard

Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse.
        — Christopher Morley

Even I don't wake up looking like Cindy Crawford.
        — Cindy Crawford

By today's beauty standards, of course, Marilyn Monroe was an oil tanker.
        — Dave Barry (Dave Barry is not taking this sitting down)

Beauty. The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
        — Ambrose Bierce

Beauty without grace is the hook without the bait.
        — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Beauty ought to look a little surprised: it is the emotion that best suits her face. The beauty who does not look surprised, who accepts her position as her due -- she reminds us too much of a prima donna.
        — Edward M. Forster

Beauty is an outward gift, which is seldom despised, except by those to whom it has been refused.
        — Edward Gibbon

Beauty is all very well at first sight; but whoever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
        — George Bernard Shaw

Beautiful women must think about their beauty as capitalists think about their investments or politicians about their majorities; it is all they have to insure their places in the world.
        — Cyril Connolly

All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
        — Fran Lebowitz

A smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.
        — Andy Rooney