Funny Quotes About Communication - Page 3

If I am to speak ten minutes, I need a week for preparation; if fifteen minutes, three days; if half an hour, two days; if an hour, I am ready now.
        — Woodrow Wilson

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
        — Tom Lehrer

Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't, and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.
        — Robert Frost

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.
        — Anne Morrow Lindbergh

From listening comes wisdom and from speaking, repentance.
        — Proverb

Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible.
        — Frank Moore Colby

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
        — Clarence Darrow

Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while.
        — Kin Hubbard

Be sincere; be brief; be seated.
        — Franklin Delano Roosevelt