Funny Quotes about Computers - Page 2
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
— Nathanie Borenstein
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
— Rich Cook
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One of the most feared expressions in modern times is ''The computer is
— Norman Augustine
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft ... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.
— Wernher von Braun
Man is a slow, sloppy and brilliant thinker; the machine is fast, accurate and stupid.
— William M. Kelly
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
— Jeff Raskin
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and no-one dares criticize it.
— Pierre Gallois
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.
— Bradley's Bromide
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