Funny Quotes about Computers - Page 3
If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
— Harry Weinberger
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.
— Andy Rooney
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
— Pablo Picasso
Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.
— Joseph Campbell
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
— Weisert
A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer you didn't even know existed can render your own computer unusable.
— Leslie Lamport
A computer won't clean up the errors in your manual of procedures.
— Sheila M. Eby
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history -- with the possible exceptions of hand guns and tequila.
— Mitch Ratliffe
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