Funny Quotes about Crime - Page 2
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one consider that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.
— Woody Allen
My rackets are run on strictly American lines and they're going to stay that way.
— Al Capone
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannot talk about after dinner.
— Oscar Wilde
Many a man is saved from being a thief by finding everything locked up.
— Edgar Watson Howe
It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.
— Don Marquis
It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.
— Voltaire
It is because they took the easy way out that rivers, and people, go crooked.
— Jill Peterson
If some beggar steals a bridle he'll be hung by a man who's stolen a horse.
— Peire Cardenal
He reminds me of the man who murdered both his parents, and then when the sentence was about to be pronounced, pleaded for mercy on the grounds that he was orphan.
— Abraham Lincoln
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