Cute Funny Quotes and Sayings

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
        — George Burns

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
        — Homer Simpson

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
        — Groucho Marx

Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.
        — Joan Rivers

Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
        — Freddie Mercury on Billy Idol

If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
        — George Globol

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
        — Langston Hughes

An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heaven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and keeping the mind smooth and equable in the roughest weather.
        — Washington Irving

I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice.
        — Samuel Johnson

There is always some frivolity in excellent minds, they have wings to rise, but also stray.
        — Joseph Joubert