Cute Funny Quotes and Sayings - Page 6

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
        — Mark Twain

"If it weren't for the killings, Washington would have one of the lowest crime rates in the country."
        — Mayor Marion Barry

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"Seven out of ten people suffer from hemmorhoids." Does this mean that the other three enjoy it?
        — Sal Davino

"Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are driving taxi cabs and cutting hair."
        — George Burns

"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in."
        — Richard Jeni

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
        — Napoleon Bonaparte

"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."
        — Oliver Herford

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
        — Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading."
        — Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)

"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?"
        — Arnold Schwarzenegger