Cute Funny Quotes and Sayings - Page 9

"Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer."
        — Unknown Author

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."
        — Unknown Author

"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."
        — Unknown Author

"Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die."
        — Unknown Author

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."
        — Unknown Author

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."
        — Unknown Author

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory."
        — Unknown Author

"Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge"
        — Unknown Author

"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
        — Unknown Author

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
        — Unknown Author