Funny Quotes about Death - Page 2
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
—Mark Twain
The difficulty about all this dying, is that you can't tell a fellow anything about it, so where does the fun come in?
—Alice James
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back into the same box.
—Italian Proverb
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily as lying down.
—Woody Allen
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
—Margaret Smith
Live your life, do your work, then take your hat.
—Henry David Thoreau
Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
—Isaac Asimov
In the long run we are all dead.
—John Maynard Keynes
I'm trying to die correctly, but it's very difficult, you know.
—Lawrence Durrell
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