Funny Quotes about Death - Page 5
Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
—Somerset Maugham
Death - To stop sinning suddenly.
—Elbert Hubbard
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
Dear me! I must be turning into a god.
—Vespasian
But the peasants -- how do the peasants die?
—Count Leo Tolstoy
At my age I do what Mark Twain did. I get my daily paper, look at the obituaries page and if I'm not there I carry on as usual.
—Patrick Moore
Alas, I am dying beyond my means.
—Oscar Wilde
Afraid of death? Not at all. Be a great relief. Then I wouldn't have to talk to you.
—Katharine Hepburn
A person doesn't die when he should but when he can.
—Gabriel Garcia Marquez
A dead atheist is someone who is all dressed up with no place to go.
—James Duffecy
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