Funny Quotes About Doctors - Page 2

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.
        — Voltaire

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
        — Erma Bombeck

Nature, time and patience are the three great physicians.
        — H. G. Bohn

My doctor gave me six months to live but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more.
        — Walter Matthau

Modern medicine is a negation of health. It isn't organized to serve human health, but only itself, as an institution. It makes more people sick than it heals.
        — Ivan Illich

It requires a great deal of faith for a man to be cured by his own placebos.
        — John L. Mcclenahan

Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors.
        — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

If your time ain't come not even a doctor can kill you.
        — American Proverb

If the doctor cures, the sun sees it; if he kills, the earth hides it.
        — Scottish Proverb

I observe the physician with the same diligence as the disease.
        — John Donne