Funny Quotes About Drink and Drinking - Page 2

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
        —Lady Nancy Astor

Never accept a drink from a Urologist.
        —Erma Bombeck

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Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.
        —Lord Byron

It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
        —W. C. Fields

I'm not so think as you drunk I am.
        —John Squire

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
        —Dean Martin

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
        —Dean Martin

I only drink to make other people seem more interesting.
        —George Jean Nathan

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
        —W. C. Fields

I drink to forget I drink.
        —Joe E. Lewis