Funny Quotes About Drink and Drinking - Page 3

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
        —Joe E. Lewis

Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living.
        —Jean Kerr

Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.
        —Ernest Hemingway

Candy, is dandy, but Liquor, is quicker.
        —Ogden Nash

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
        —Bernard Shaw

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.
        —Finley Peter Dunne

After the war, Prohibition was passed, and with liquor no longer legally available the nation plunged headlong into the Great Depression.
        —Dave Barry (Dave Barry hits below the beltaway)

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
        —George Burns

A hangover is something to fill a head that was empty the night before.
        —Anon