Famous Funny Quotes - Page 12

I find that the harder I work the more luck I seem to have.
        — Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)

I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
        — Steven Wright

I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
        — Umberto Eco

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
        — Mark Twain (1835-1910)

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
        — Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)

I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
        — Xenocrates (396-314 B.C.)

I have read your book and much like it.
        — Moses Hadas (1900-1966)

I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
        — Bill Hirst

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
        — Walt Disney (1901-1966)

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
        — Gore Vidal