Famous Funny Quotes - Page 18

Luck is the residue of design.
        — Branch Rickey-former owner of the Brooklyn Dodger Baseball Team

Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
        — Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

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Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
        — Oliver Herford (1863-1935)

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
        — Elbert Hubbard (1856-1915)

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions.
        — Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
        — Aldous Huxley (1894-1963)

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.
        — Abba Eban (1915-2002)

Men are not disturbed by things, but the view they take of things.
        — Epictetus (55-135 A.D.)

Men have become the tools of their tools.
        — Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
        — H. G. Wells (1866-1946)