Famous Funny Quotes - Page 22
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
— Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
— T. S. Eliot (1888-1965)
Stop Dieting — Start Eating — Start Living!
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
Sometimes it is not enough to our best; we must do what is required.
— Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny.
— Guy Davenport
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it
— Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
— Edward George Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873)
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book-I'll waste no time reading it.
— Moses Hadas (1900-1966)
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
— Emile Zola (1840-1902)
The average person thinks he isn't.
— Father Larry Lorenzoni