Famous Funny Quotes - Page 25

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
        — Edmund Burke (1729-1797)

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
        — Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth.
        — Niels Bohr (1885-1962)

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true.
        — James Branch Cabell

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
        — George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
        — Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
        — Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
        — Aristotle Onassis (1906-1975)

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
        — Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
        — Samuel Johnson (1709-1784)