Famous Funny Quotes - Page 28

We are not retreating-we are advancing in another Direction.
        — General Douglas MacArthur (1880-1964)

We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
        — Vince Lombardi

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We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.
        — Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962

We have art to save ourselves from the truth.
        — Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)

Well done is better than well said.
        — Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)

Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
        — Martin Fraquhar Tupper

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
        — Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

What about things like bullets?
        — Herb Kimmel, Behavioralist, Professor of Psychology, upon hearing the above quote (1981)

What do you take me for, an idiot?
        — General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy

Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
        — Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)