Famous Funny Quotes - Page 4

Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
        — Albert Giacometti (sculptor)

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
        — Jimmy Durante

Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
        — Honore de Balzac (1799-1850)

Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
        — Karl Wallenda

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
        — Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

Black holes are where God divided by zero.
        — Steven Wright

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
        — George Eliot (1819-1880)

But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
        — Andrew Marvell (1621-1678)

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
        — Bjarne Stroustrup

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.
        — Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)