Famous Funny Quotes - Page 5

Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
        — Henry Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

Dancing is silent poetry.
        — Simonides (556-468bc)

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions-it only guarantees equality of opportunity.
        — Irving Kristol

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
        — Mark Twain (1835-1910)

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
        — Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

Do, or do not. There is no 'try'.
        — Yoda (The Empire Strikes Back)

Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
        — Lewis Perelman

Don't be so humble-you are not that great.
        — Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
        — last words of Pancho Villa (1877-1923)

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
        — George Burns (1896-1996)