Funny Quotes about Fathers - Page 2
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
— Spike Milligan
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
— Jim Valvano
My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.
— Clarence Budington Kelland
My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government -- he promised Dad he'd go straight.
— John Fitzgerald Kennedy
My best training came from my father.
— Woodrow Wilson
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
— William Penn
Maternity is a matter of fact, paternity is a matter of opinion.
— American Proverb
It is a wise child that knows its own father, and an unusual one that unreservedly approves of him.
— Mark Twain
Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life.
— Oscar Wilde
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love the most is soap-on-a-rope.
— Bill Cosby
Dad taught me everything I know. Unfortunately, he didn't teach me everything he knows.
— Al Unser, Jr.
By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.
— Charles Wadworth
As fathers commonly go, it is seldom a misfortune to be fatherless; and considering the general run of sons, as seldom a misfortune to be childless.
— Lord Chesterfield
A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.
— Helen Rowland
A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.
— Gabriel Garcia Marquez
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