Funny Friendship Quotes and Sayings Page 2

Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces."
        — Austin O'Malley

"Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can't have too many friends because then you're just not really friends."
        — Truman Capote

"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!"
        — Doug Larson

"The holy passion of friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money."
        — Mark Twain

Imagination was given to man to compensate for what he is not, and a sense of humor to console him for what he is.
        — Unknown Author

If you can't laugh at yourself, you might be missing the joke of the century.
        — Unknown Author

The best way to cheer you up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
        — Mark Twain

"I don't remember how we happened to meet each other. I don't remember who got along with whom first. All I can remember is all of us together...always."
        — Unknown Author

"A good friend is someone who will help you when you are down, and if they can't, will lie down and listen."
        — Unknown Author

"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."
        — Bernard Meltzer