Funny Friendship Quotes and Sayings Page 4

That is what friendship means. Sharing the prejudice of experience.
        — Charles Bukowski

We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.
        — P.D. James

Treat your friends as you do your pictures and place them in their best light.
        — Jennie Jerome Churchill

Be a friend to yourself and others will be so too.
        — Thomas Fuller

I have had, and may have still, a thousand friends, as they are called, in life, who are like one's partners in the waltz of this world --not much remembered when the ball is over.
        — Lord Byron

Laughter is the shortest distance between two friends.
        — Victor Borge

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.
        — Frank Crane

A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage -- but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.
        — Samuel Butler

The road to a friend’s house is never too long.
        — Danish Proverb

A friend who cannot at a pinch remember a thing or two that never happened is as bad as one who does not know how to forget.
        — Samuel Butler