Funny Friendship Quotes and Sayings Page 5

A mistress never is nor can be a friend. While you agree, you are lovers; and when it is over, anything but friends.
        — Lord Byron

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
        — Unknown Author

I have always laid it down as a maxim --and found it justified by experience --that a man and a woman make far better friendships than can exist between two of the same sex --but then with the condition that they never have made or are to make love to each other.
        — Lord Byron

Friends are the Bacon Bits in the Salad Bowl of Life.
        — Unknown Author

Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
        — Mencius

If you should die before me, ask if you could bring a friend.
        — Stone Temple Pilots

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn’t jump with them, I’d be at the bottom to catch them.
        — Unknown Author

Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don’t say.
        — Unknown Author

A simple friend thinks the friendship over when you have an argument. A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.
        — Unknown Author

Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.
        — Aristotle

I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.
        — Walt Whitman

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
        — Thomas Jones

I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
        — Euripides