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A key to the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is 'Snakes and Ladders' with greased rungs.
        —Terry Pratchett

Arthur hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realised there was a contradiction there and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
        —Douglas Adams

As God once said, and I think rightly...
        —Bernard Law Montgomery

Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.
        —C. S. Lewis

Chance is perhaps the pseudonym of God when he did not want to sign.
        —Anatole France

God don't make no mistakes. That's how He got to be God. - Archie Bunker
        —Carroll O'Connor

God exists since mathematics is consistent, and the Devil exists since we cannot prove it.
        —Andre Weil

He was a wise man who originated the idea of God.

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
        —Woody Allen

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